1. It's hurting now and needs some TLC.
2. It makes rafting possible.
3. It's essential to getting dressed every day.
4. It makes every little movement you usually don't think about effortless.
5. You can't type without your shoulders. Well, that is.
6. You need your shoulders to hug your girlfriend.
7. You need your shoulders to get food out of the fridge and make dinner.
8. Shoulders play a key role in sex.
9. You need your shoulders to give a High-Five.
10. The novelty of being home all day watching cable movies wears off pretty quickly.
11. You need your shoulders' cooperation for really good chicken-fights.
12. Without your shoulders, it's harder to take criticism.
13. Sleep is a lot more comfortable with healthy shoulders.
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- Matthew S. Urdan
- Born and raised in Detroit, I lived in Michigan the first 35 years of my life until work relocated me and I began my exile. I long for the coast of Northwest Michigan and the towns of Charlevoix, Petoskey, and Traverse City...known collectively in Detroit as "Up North" and the Murdick's Fudge and Green Rivers from my younger days.
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10 comments:
Aw, poor Matt. :( I understand what a sore shoulder is like - I have thoracic outlet syndrome and while it's on good behaviour most of the time these days when it decides to act up it really acts up. You really notice how much you use your shoulder when it hurting and you can't.
#8 hmmm if you are in that much pain I can't imagine why you might try. :)
#12 LOL that's too funny!
shoulders & sex... hmmm mmmm. we have been to Michigan twice, and love it. once to the UP,and than to Saugatauck last year. I could definetly 'summer' up there- if I did such things!
This is a fantastic list! I hope you feel better soon, because a man just feels like less of a man if he can't participate in chicken fights!
Be well...
I love your comment about not having shoulders and taking comments/criticism.
Hope it feels better quick!!
My T 13 is up
Hope you're feeling better. Mine shall be up shortly. Long day!!
~Mary
Didn't you just accept my battle yesterday? Seriously, this isn't baseball where we have a three game series, spread the wealth chief.
You poor dear!! Well... As far as the shoulder and sex goes... Maybe you can lay back and take a break! You need some TLC to take your mind off of that shoulder!!
XXOO,
JTL
Aww..I hope you are feeling better! Interesting TT and thanks for some of the insight.
Too bad we realize how much we love our body when one part hurts...Never thought there were so many "good uses" for a shoulder. Get well soon! happy TT, go hug your girlfriend, even if it hurts!
Hope you feel better soon, Matt! Take care!
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