Ten Thoughts To Ponder This Week

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no at tention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Thanks for reading.


Noi Rocker said...

Haha..you are right. The Department of Agriculture are so much better at getting to the root of the problem.

Just wanted to let you know that I have moved! Now I can finally link to your blog! Yea..pls take some time to change the add..I am sorry for all inconvenieces since u just added my link a few wks ago;)

May 15, 2006 7:58 PM
kristarella said...

Thanks for the smile =)

May 16, 2006 7:04 AM
michele said...
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May 16, 2006 11:14 AM
michele said...

Great funny post,i like
them all, i really like
#5 and #7.

May 16, 2006 11:17 AM
TheHamburger said...

Yeah...I transmit a lot of life, but at least nobody is asking for child support...yet...

May 16, 2006 1:03 PM
Uisce said...

LOL, I like that last one. But call me crazy, I really don't think we should be eating illegal immigrants.

May 16, 2006 3:07 PM
B (ANO) said...

They are all good but number 1 takes the cake my friend!

May 16, 2006 7:54 PM
Mr. Fabulous said...

You are like a guru. You should be up on a mountain with a long flowing beard and a white robe.

Guide me.

May 16, 2006 8:30 PM
Maritza said...

This is your landlord speaking (for this week anyway). Thanks for renting from me!

May 16, 2006 8:52 PM
michele said...

You gotta love mr. fab
he cracks me up.

May 16, 2006 10:17 PM
Tracy said...

Kicking some burger, butt, eh! I'm here to help! :)

May 17, 2006 12:29 AM
Ethel said...

So true. I especially enjoy #7. Very true, especially in the workplace!

Thanks for the blog rental bid! Although I wasn't able to rent to you this week, I do have a link at my blog. Hope you'll stop by again next week!

May 17, 2006 8:38 AM
Some Girl said...

LOL loved those...especially #8!

May 30, 2006 5:07 PM

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