Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no at tention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Thanks for reading.
10 comments:
Haha..you are right. The Department of Agriculture are so much better at getting to the root of the problem.
Just wanted to let you know that I have moved! Now I can finally link to your blog! Yea..pls take some time to change the add..I am sorry for all inconvenieces since u just added my link a few wks ago;)
Thanks for the smile =)
Great funny post,i like
them all, i really like
#5 and #7.
Yeah...I transmit a lot of life, but at least nobody is asking for child support...yet...
LOL, I like that last one. But call me crazy, I really don't think we should be eating illegal immigrants.
They are all good but number 1 takes the cake my friend!
This is your landlord speaking (for this week anyway). Thanks for renting from me!
You gotta love mr. fab
he cracks me up.
So true. I especially enjoy #7. Very true, especially in the workplace!
Thanks for the blog rental bid! Although I wasn't able to rent to you this week, I do have a link at my blog. Hope you'll stop by again next week!
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