The George W. Bush Library Plans Announced


The Presidential Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The "Tax Cut" Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The "Economy Room" which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet a Republican Senator from Idaho.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The speech preparation room which has a WW II word scrambler.

The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments. Please note: No books are included.

Admission: Republicans: free; Democrats: $1,000 or 3 Euros.

Thanks for reading.

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Amy Lilley Designs said...

This 'infamous' library should also include all the Letterman segments of 'Famous Presidential Speeches'!!!!

August 01, 2008 10:17 PM
Jackie said...


Could also do with a World Atlas Room where you can find out where Europe is situated.

August 02, 2008 3:40 AM
crazy working mom said...

Tee hee hee...thanks for the laugh. :)

August 02, 2008 3:47 AM
Anonymous said...

Thanks for writing! Thanks for the fun!


August 02, 2008 2:41 PM
Danny Downey said...

Don't forget Peace in the Middle East and peace between Israel and Palestine. There's a screw up if I ever did see one. And Bush is looking for peace before he leaves office....

And his plans to try and get Israel, or America at war with Iran, or even both.

Oh the list goes on and on
Don't forget his resume featured here

August 02, 2008 9:36 PM
Leigh said...

LOL! That was hysterical!!

August 03, 2008 1:17 AM
Erica said...

Hysterical - and sadly, so true.

August 03, 2008 1:56 AM
Gypsy at Heart said...

This was wonderful. I laughed from beginning to end. As it makes fun of Georgy boy, it was all the sweeter.

August 03, 2008 9:01 AM
Mystery Ranch said...

Great post. Loved it. And best of all, Shrub would never go there, because, as we all know, he can't read.

August 03, 2008 3:09 PM
Waterrose said...

And, guess who gets to pay for all of those rooms...we who are in the bathroom.

August 03, 2008 4:28 PM
The BoBo said...

That's pretty funny!

August 03, 2008 11:13 PM
Shelia said...

LOL! Love it, Love it, Love it!

From the picture/book to all of the rooms, that is the most intelligent laugh that I have had in a while - HA!

August 04, 2008 12:42 AM
Henson Ray said...

Very funny. Clever. Love the photo.

August 05, 2008 7:59 AM

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