The Presidential Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The "Tax Cut" Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The "Economy Room" which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet a Republican Senator from Idaho.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The speech preparation room which has a WW II word scrambler.
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments. Please note: No books are included.
Admission: Republicans: free; Democrats: $1,000 or 3 Euros.
Thanks for reading.
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This 'infamous' library should also include all the Letterman segments of 'Famous Presidential Speeches'!!!!
Brilliant!
Could also do with a World Atlas Room where you can find out where Europe is situated.
Tee hee hee...thanks for the laugh. :)
Thanks for writing! Thanks for the fun!
~Lily
Don't forget Peace in the Middle East and peace between Israel and Palestine. There's a screw up if I ever did see one. And Bush is looking for peace before he leaves office....
And his plans to try and get Israel, or America at war with Iran, or even both.
Oh the list goes on and on
Don't forget his resume featured here
http://windowintopalestine.blogspot.com/2008/07/george-w-bushs-resume-soon-to-be-ex.html
LOL! That was hysterical!!
Hysterical - and sadly, so true.
This was wonderful. I laughed from beginning to end. As it makes fun of Georgy boy, it was all the sweeter.
Great post. Loved it. And best of all, Shrub would never go there, because, as we all know, he can't read.
And, guess who gets to pay for all of those rooms...we who are in the bathroom.
That's pretty funny!
LOL! Love it, Love it, Love it!
From the picture/book to all of the rooms, that is the most intelligent laugh that I have had in a while - HA!
Very funny. Clever. Love the photo.
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